Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Coz...she "let's it go!"
A stool sample.
She wanted to be on time.
Meals on wheels
The Lone Aardvark!
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Time to get a new car.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Fire in the hole!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
Paddy O'Furniture
The nba
The www.izard of Oz.
He sat under the durian tree.
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
Because a Cadillac sits six.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Polaroids.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Paddy o' Furniture
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
He loves his pot.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
Spruce Wayne
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Play the national anthem
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
You did that on porpoise
He fell on his ash.
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Triggered
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
Marshmallows
both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
