Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Coz...she "let's it go!"
A stool sample.
She wanted to be on time.
Meals on wheels
The Lone Aardvark!
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Time to get a new car.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Fire in the hole!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
Paddy O'Furniture
The nba
The www.izard of Oz.
He sat under the durian tree.
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
Because a Cadillac sits six.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Polaroids.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Paddy o' Furniture
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
He loves his pot.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
because Mace Windu nuffin
deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Swab the deck!
Oh secant, you say "
The first words are, " Jose can you see "
They both run in your jeans (genes)
Parma Jean
There's no punchline for this joke.
A Greek never pays his debts.
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
Spoiled milk!
Spoiled milk.
