A oneba.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
My erection.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
A mounted police officer
O'Pressive.
By folding it in half.
Half to none of the time.
Because they only use half pipes.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
half a sack
She was getting a little heavy.."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It can look round.
Gifted!
They are hiring.
Six and a half books.
A poodle split in half.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Metis
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Half a cat
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Cut it in half.
He always gets stuck on across.
Fold it in half !
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
They take the senor discount.
A: Half a measure.
Stop laughing and reload
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because he couldn't see that well!
He was blowing off Steam
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
A receding hare line.
To teach their kids how to walk.
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
The old one was made of steal.
Dunno, they're just a bit shady.
A sunny day.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
She returned home with a red snapper.
Oh, the huge-manatee
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Because they got Chewbacca
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
