A oneba.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
My erection.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
A mounted police officer
O'Pressive.
By folding it in half.
Half to none of the time.
Because they only use half pipes.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
half a sack
She was getting a little heavy.."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It can look round.
Gifted!
They are hiring.
Six and a half books.
A poodle split in half.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Metis
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Half a cat
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Cut it in half.
He always gets stuck on across.
Fold it in half !
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
They take the senor discount.
A: Half a measure.
Stop laughing and reload
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because he couldn't see that well!
Haloumi!
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
To which I replied: "a camera."
Pita pan
Cross-country
Because he had no depth perception.
Doyouthinkhesaurus
What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Everyone finds it a-peeling.
He was trapped under da-Brie!
