In case you get a hole in one!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
No MAN'S sky!
A: They were all tied up.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Cause they lack the towers.
Because he plays with pooh.
Europe"
A Moosical
Default
Toyodas
To-mate-toes!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
cause nobody would be looking for them.
You can't.
First it goes ping then it goes pong.
Because nobody is looking for them.
Will-e. Shakespeare.
Rattle-snakes.
JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*
because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Toucan play at that game
Christian Bale
A: Shoot one.
a Rama-dana-ding-dong
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Toucan
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
Her coach was a pumpkin
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
Go axe your mother."
Because he plays with Pooh.
All the horses drowned
C minor
They had No Quarter
He got suspended.
Because she's probably a keeper.
You play it by ear.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
Peter Dinklige
Because he's got no arms.
Fiddler on the hoof!
A: Close encounters of the nerd kind
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because they got no organs.
Because it's all play.
It's the only way they can get love.
2nd base.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
Squash.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
An Orca-stra.
Talonted!
Twister!
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
They don't play the beta.
When it's a rock.
None, they were all minerals.
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.
MC Escher
He got a way with words.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Chicago.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
I think we should start seeing other sheeple."
