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Because the captain stood on the deck.
4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..
He has a no-trade Claus
An Anglo Saxin'
Baseball he's a pitcher.
A: Write 'pp espressivo'.
A: You play wom with it.
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Too many Cheetahs.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A cheetah !
They keep getting caught in the net!
An algorithm.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
Play with its citorus
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
A2 Brute.
Because they keep stealing all the green cards.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Smash Brothers
A Cheetah.
He plays batminton.
A rubber band.
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
They are both over the counter strike
He didn't want to play second fidel
Because it's playing dead.
Stop playing it cagey!
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Fowl play !
toucan play at this game.
book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Shrank Sinatra"
He got crossed.
Because americans don't play it.
He plays with Pooh.
Because it had the wrong Driver
Purranks.
Two women playing pool.
Because then the children have to play inside.
Too many cheetahs.
Because it was baroquen.
They always steal the green card.
They need someone to play the bit parts.
They've never known what home is.
On April Ghoul's Day
they are missing two towers.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Because he plays with Pooh
Squash.
Two flutists playing in unison.
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
With a razor and their wrist.
A Henman.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
She thought she was a dromedary.
Ketchup baseball!
One was shot for playing with little children.
Because of all the cheetahs !
The team's kipper !
Molest them
I replied.
Neither of them can finish a play
I'll be Bach.
Get some furniture
A: A violator.
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Nobody will look for them.
She always ran away from the ball
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Ready or not, hair I comb!
A: One.
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
They always get called for roughing.
Blair play !
Because he has holes in his hands
It wanted to play squash.
A: They always scratch.
A: She fell out of the tree.
Webley.
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
Don't get your sheets dirty!"
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Raisin bran
They play music, not hockey.
Prankenstein!
A rock-czar
One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
No one should be that happy.
Because it was irr-elephant
They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.
A joke .
Because they're too cornea.
None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
Tickled.
The Post Office
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
Gsus
She was A minor.
