Because he was *Baroque*.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
A roundhouse.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Damn it!
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
They all can! Houses can't jump!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Mortgage freeman.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
Because it was grounded.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Bing down the house !
Build a house next to it.
Shingles.
Just pay for your pizza.
A Poultrygeist!
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because it was all on the house
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
Intruder window
A. He uses "windows".
Because a house can't jump.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
The roof.
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
Get off me, homes"
Your grandparents.
They have to use their Endor voices.
A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
Because they're the ideal gas.
Get off me homes.
He prawned everything !
A high rise
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Get off me holmes!
With a victim cleaner.
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
None, we just swap out your whole house
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
None. They just move out of the house.
Igloos it together.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
It was having window panes.
He goes nowhere.
B9
Spotafly.
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Progressive.
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
For kicks and giggles.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A Douche
He has cat-arrh !
Paraffin and matches.
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...
He answered, "Because you're coming home early."
Amputee
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
