Black Man Jokes

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Why do black men smell bad?

Because prison showers aren't very good...

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

Who lives in the white house?

the black man

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.