Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
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My cat would be dead before I got 50
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Katabatic
Catsper.
A furrycanine
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A: Catsup!
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
Me. Ow.
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Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
cause pussies gotta be tight
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
I'm paw !
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
an im-paw-ster.
A copy cat.
A: To have a CAT scan done.
In a cat-alogue!
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
When it's raining cats and dogs !
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
She had mittens !
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
A: A caterpillow.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
A: They're purr-fect!
Because cats are K10
It Meyowls
Mewspapers !
The cat ate her.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
To the retail store!
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
He has cat-arrh !
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
A meowser
A Meowtain.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
You put it in water
Sinko de Mayo
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
La chaim-lich maneuver.
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
He was running on fumes.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
They're afraid of the shots.
A shot in the dark.
A dead cat.
