All they ever say is Mao.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Get thee to a nyanery!
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.
Because of the tree bark.
Because it only ate condensed milk !
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
Cats
Because of its bark
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A liar.
Five after one.
It was raining cats and dogs
A: From a cat-alogue!
Because they're stuck up
Because they are always lion
A: A first-aid kit!
Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
An octopuss !
His PURR-ents
Open a can
Cat you understand !
they listen to podcats.
Because they only have one *tale*
A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
An animal that puts you out a night !
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
Purrsians !
A purrvert.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Purranks.
Too many cheetahs.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
Purrgatory.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
A cat-a-logue !
Faux Paws
Raining elephants !
A purr-rito
A police dog in disguise.
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
A carrot !
The Cat in the AT-AT
The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss
Claude
A: Scratch Paper!
A Neko.
Because m'cavity.
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
A: The dog taped his mouth.
Because she wanted to wake up oily !
Here Kitty kitty kitty' !
Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
A: A paws!
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
There was some money in the kitty !
Puss in boots !
A cat.
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
A sourpuss !
A first aid kitty !
A frog -- it croaks every night.
Aren't all cats pure evil
Purrgutory.
Claude!
A: It's purrrfect.
Vet: I have good news and bad news..
A: Kitty Perry
A: Car-pets!
A purrfect meal !
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Cats can't drive !
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Me. Ow.
He can't, it's impawsible.
The Easter Purrade!
Their owner.
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
A catastrophe !
For a lark !
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
a platterpuss
He paws-ed it!
The house smells better !
A: Catch.
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A handicat
Because they're CATholic
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
GoT because they push twins together to make a king.
She was always using fowl language.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
The light's witch !
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
You let it sink in.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
Mrs Hawking
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
