There are skidmarks before the dog.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to his website!
To get to the other cider.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Hit the road, Jack.
In a bucket
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because the chicken was having a day off !
To be on the safe side!
a road
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Cosecant
A psycho-path.
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Because it's a chicken.
Because that's what they did last year.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A cold shoulder.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To go to /r/antijokes
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
They're not infallible
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
A Bark-aeologist
To put the bones on the other side.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
Because 7 8 9 A
Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
A flat white.
