For me it's three weeks.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
To shoot a black kid.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
None of your f**king business.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
To break on through to the other side.
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
A: Who else would follow a chicken
That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained
A wounded cheesie.
Because of you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
To get to the other... *sigh*
Because he never really was on your side.
No guts.
Too many plot holes.
A Moles Royce.
Just for the halibut.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
To get to the other side :(
Look out for the mice!
sing* Hello from the other side!
To get to the other bride!
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Walking Jk rolling
A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
Because he re-tarred it.
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because chicken came to his side.
He wanted to lay it on the line !
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....
It didn't like being double crossed.
Where there is a fork in the road.
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
The road.
To get to the other Sayid.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
To go to the Gun Store!!
steer clear
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
To get to the Reich side
He was snowed in.
Because it was a little chicken.
A dirty double crosser.
Because he crosses everything.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
It has low shoulders.
To cross the border into Canada.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.
because there were "Too Many Cooks".
She was worried the egg would get there first.
he was two-tired...
Sushi could get to the other side.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
A bear-icade
Dead by the side of the road..."
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Because it was a lame joke.
There was a traffic jam.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
A: To find his rubber chicken.
His friends egged him on
Because it was a double-crosser
A presidestrian
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
It doesn't matter.
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
To get to the other tide.
In a bucket.
So the other side could get to him
To send people to the other side.
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
Because he was bean stalked.....
She didn't have the balls to do it
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
The eggrolled
To get out of this town.
To get the meme on the other side.
A rackless driver...
Dead.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!
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Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
I Apollo-gize"
Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.
Both are in the way if you are in a hurry
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
The Rooster
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
A CART-ilage
Weeeeeeeeee
Leave them to slug it out.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
