Parkinson's
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Because they like raising a stink !
Claude!
Star wars.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
It gets jalapeno face.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
It's stalemate
Couple's Daily Question Mug
An ex-boxer.
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
so I punched him in the head.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
A well 'aardvark!
The loser was 'thore'"
They both fight against Tartars.
Deadskins.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
A grafight.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Firefighter.
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
A vark!
A: Their match wouldn't light.
Microphones!
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Because it's Boxing Day!
one actually fights for change
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
You wanna pizza me !
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
You don't talk about fight club.
Seizure Salad
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
He tried fighting fire with fire.
There are two black people fighting.
Charlie Sheen's winning.
Recalculating route.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Because it was well armed.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
They keep taking all the green cards
Because they wanted to be smarties.
All I want for christmas is yeux"
There was no chemistry.
They didn't have any chemistry.
They go straight for the juggler.
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
Pillow fight.
Because they can't even.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
