None. It will change when the fire nation attacks
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Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
Juan.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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He's got more money than cents
There can be only one.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Depends what you want it to change into...
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
None, they prefer natural light
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What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
They both ask for change and never get any.
Only one but it takes eight million years.
To get to the other side.
Why does it have to be a group activity
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
To change sides.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Yarn.
We're on our sixth.
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
None, because they can't change anything.
Let's go fishing
Five, one to change it, and four to dance around for no fucking reason.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
None--He'll only promise "change."
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Toucan
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You can't tell it's in the dark
You will find out when the light comes on.
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
None if nobody's looking.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
All of them.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
None. They prefer Natural Light.
None cuz it's already lit af
One. But he gets three hours credit.
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
None, change comes from within.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Well, line up so that I can find out..
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
Only the good die, Jung.
Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
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Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Because of two's compliment!
You make me hard
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
She over doses
Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.
It's independent of population size.
Anna May
They do declare!
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