Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
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1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Taylor Swifts boyfriend
Because, they're so darn stupid!
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
A: More guns.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
A bus driver can't change his stops.
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Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!
Nein!
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Should it really be a lightbulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Many hands make light work.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
well many how???
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
To get to the other side.
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
To get to the otherside!
None. PETA can't change anything.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Make that change"
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
A: Change?
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
None, we just swap out your whole house
none, PETA can't change anything.
Just Juan.
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
None. Punks never changed anything.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
None if nobody's looking.
One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!
More than three, I still can't reach it.
None they can't change anything.
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
He has a reptile dysfunction.
Let's go fishing
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...
A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
Chicago.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
No one knows they never keep the house!
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
BECAUSE!!
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
It doesn't matter.
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
One. But he wishes it took two.
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
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One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
How many did it take last year
Whale huntings legal
One. Men can be Feminists, too.
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
The posters.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
There are two black people fighting.
Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
She is allergic to nuts.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
They have white mail privilege.
2
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.
So the Marine have something to hold on to.
