Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
One, but it takes 7 years.
Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
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Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
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Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
None, that's what interns are for.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
That's not funny..."
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
I don't know, I am on hold.
We just report the facts we don't change them."
Define "light bulb".
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.
It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
A: Lightbulb What lightbulb
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
Because you have to change them.
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
None, because chauvinists can't change anything.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
2.23 in change.
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
It depends on Deus Voltage
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.
Trick question, they can't change anything.
None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Only Juan...
Change !
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.
A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
A Werehouse.
A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
A: Cocaine.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."
logs on to Wikipedia*
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
One.
None**. They operate in the **dark**.
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
Well, line up so that I can find out..
None *et al.*
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
I don't know...
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."
Addadictomy.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
I don't know it's lard to tell.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Guden Tight
tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
They all have the same PR guy.
Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
Only the good die, Jung.
No comment.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
None, they prefer natural light
Most people reddit before
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No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
