Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
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None, they will keep worshipping in dark.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
They are always asking for change.
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
None. It will change when the fire nation attacks
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
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Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
None, the room is already lit.
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Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Probably one but you can't generalise.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
There's really no sure way to know.
None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
He calls it a work of art.
Because he was afraid of change.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
Juan.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
He's got more money than cents
OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.
There can be only one.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
There still working on it...
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
Don't look I am changing
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Because they change theirs more often
Vending machines.
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
Depends what you want it to change into...
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Two, two, two
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Ya know what Just screw it.
None, they prefer natural light
Because he might Pikachu!
It's independent of population size.
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how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb Juan.
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
I don't know, you tell me.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
Tell it to change its socsks!
None. They just move out of the house.
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
5,6,7,8.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
A brunch.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
One Brazillion.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
A change is as good as a rest !
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.
Reptile - disfunction
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
4 or 5.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Who says it's dark
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
There's change in a lightbulb
I don't know, it's not my side work.
No one knows it's never happened.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Ask Hugh Hefner.
5,6,7,8
FORE!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
because Mace Windu nuffin
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
They both only really work on paper
Because you need a soul for that.
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
quiet the opposite.
