Burnt steak.
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Coffee Mug
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
Look at all that ash...
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Because he tried to blow up a bus.
She ate her soup before it was cool
Because it was a Patriot Blaze
Burning Sanders!
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down
Couple's Daily Question Mug
We both burn gas.
Burning ham!
Namaste here
What if my house burns down
About a wick !
Damn, I burnt one...
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
The phone rang while she was ironing!
They burn calories.
In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
Holy smokes.
He was burnt at the steak.
Coles
If you burn it you get stoned
They can both burn C.D's
My ears are burning!"
Because the mail was always above her.
Burns me up !
He tried to blow up a police car.
A. Reading the waffle iron
Because it's a terrible album.
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
You need to cul de sac.
They just wanna watch the world burn
Smells Like Teen Spirits"
The holocaust.
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
Baltiless
WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Oops I burned one!
Your grandparents.
Ghoul-ash!
Three brunettes trying to burn it down.
They're trying to destroy the evidence.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
None of your business!
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
They say the business is toast.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Fire cracker
Fire Crackers.
Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
Stymied Coppers
Qui-Gon Gin.
for drinking and deriving
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
A tongue. Hehe
Polish
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
He drank coffee before it was cool.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
They promised freaky fast delivery
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
Au lait.
