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One testtickle
To a remote island...
They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
They only have one Tinkie-Winkie
A clamboni driver!
Hiding the erection.
I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)
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It was completely runed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
He found a lump on his testicle.
Ferguson!
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
I can't find the twine.
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
Error 404 joke not found.
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
What's a movie?
Daniel Morcombe
They're easier to find in the dark.
Salvador Deli
Hydrogen mide.
4:04
It has a recognizable gait
I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.
You ask an informer
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
He wanted to find a tight seal.
Robin Williams
Finger-prints.
Memory loss.
They admit de feet.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places
attaturk.
An I-shoulda-pede.
Finding a plane in your field.
He had her.
Because he couldn't find a Date!
He just couldn't find the guys angle!
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
He was Haydn
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
It ain't hard.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Did you planet?
A natural log
Slow runners.
To help the firemen find the hydrants
Satisfying.
A Halloweenie!
An Aristotalitarian Regime.
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
A-bun-dance
It's not hard
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Finding crabs on your organ.
A log!
Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by
Salt Lick City.
In the foliage.
Cos they'll always hook a brutha up
The Captain's Log.
The cow didn't make it.
The black person.
Where you left them.
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
Carpet burn
A fifth.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
A little Down.
I find it a tad one-sided.
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
He used Apple Maps.
You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.
via sticky notes
He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
At a dwarfanage
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Just ice.
In denial.
It's not hard.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
He was trapped under da-Brie!
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
Where ever you left it.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it
the veins
She was taking god's name in vein.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
A change is as good as a rest !
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
A baby with burst armbands.
Time to buy a new chair.
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
His brother with the laptop.
