Because they were Russian!
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Putin on the Ritz
Czar-dines!
Because the people are always Russian !
Lenin.
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.
Chechen Nuggets
Nyetflix!
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
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Russians
Very fun until it goes Russian.
Chernobyl fallout
Trotsky's Revenge
Tsar-Chasm
He was Russian.
Cyka bleach
Crimea River
Because they're always Stalin.
zika blyat
A Boston Marathon.
By reading street signs.
Daeshcams
A Moscow-ito !
He needed a Chech mate!
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
A new last name.
He got snowden.
Because they're so full of themselves.
The Russian people
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
In a Russian accent ) robber boots
They say he was snowed in.
His last name.
Quit Russian.
Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
KGBGs
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
The Moolag
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Dimitrees
because hes Russian (rush-en)
IN A COMMU-NEST
It Blyats.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
They rush in.
It's not Russian
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
The Inter-nyet.
Putin on the Ritz.
Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)
Kaboomshki
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.
Vladimir Poutine
Putin! Putin!
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
From moscow
Light bulbs
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
The SALT talks!
Russian and Finnish!
They really hate Stalin
None according to the Russians.
Karma.
Putin
Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.
Because he got Snowden!
A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
A cos-meow-naut.
Gladimir Putin!
Borris Kutchyakockoff
They're Putin up with it.
He's Russian to Turkey.
Thrown in a lake.
Mas cow.
Tsarbucks.
You're my brother in arms!"
He was just stalin for time
We're Snowden!
They got Snowden.
Swedish
Shot.
He couldn't take shots to the head.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
It's full of Arab Seamen.
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
Vladimir Puttin'
They always turn out to be sub par.
