ANSWER: Straw.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He answered: "Iran"
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
She answers "My big toes".
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.
Answer: Dr.Dre
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
Answer: Dill-dough.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
What does Y-E-S spell "
Stumped
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)
Answer: None it's a women's job.
I can't find the answer anywhere.
You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
Answers below please.
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
He answered, "Because you're coming home early."
She answered "About an inch".
DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.
Answer in comments
The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.
Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...
Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!
and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering
H-E-L-L-O!
Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
answer: Jay Leno
The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Answer: Once is not enough.
I answer back... You mean in bed
Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
Please answer before my wife gets home!
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
Bella
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Slightly nsfw) His boss answers "I don't know." The employee replies "I'm not coming in this morning!"
He proudly answers: - Page 83.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
He said, "do we now "
Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
Shello
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
It was stumped.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
LO
whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
His answer: "My mom."
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
Because violins is not the answer...
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Answer: That's the lost one right there.
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!
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None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
In the ground.
He discovered the resistance
Jungle Bells
Tarzan.
just cos.
Using a pair of Caesars.
D'oh-ta 2
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
