sometimes i get the joke.
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Because jokes aren't apparent.
The mirror
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Because today's April full!
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Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
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I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!
an anti-joke.
Like this.
One must simply walk into a bar
By looking over your shoulder.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
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This is no joke.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
No, wait.
Original Jokes.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
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The punchlines are too long.
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
When it doesn't reach the front page.
Only my dad gets it.
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
You stink at telling jokes."
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
They get Kim to talk slowly to him.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
A funny bunny
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Redditors.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
Vehicular man's laughter
Because 7 8 9 A
Because it was crumby.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
This joke
Repost :(
buns
He glances over his shoulder.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
To get to the other side.
Walks away*
OC High humor
For the pun of it.
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
Dad jokes
Your spine.
Never mind...it's tearable
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
She was a roman catholic.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Parsing HTML with regex.
One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore.
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
Boo man! Boo!
Because I've "reddit" before
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
Because I don't joke about jokes.
To get to the other side!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
This joke will be back someday
Accidentally hit submit before you
because seven ate nine.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Jokes on
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
A corn has ears.
They're both easily spread.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Roflmao
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
I heard that he was fully re-covered.
Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland
She was shouting for help.
Pick up lines
A leotard.
A hare dare.
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
