A DOH-berman!
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A hobbitat
A deep friar.
Any kind, buildings can't jump.
Herp-n-derp-es
The Iguanodon
Yours.
Triple Eh's.
Dumb ones!
Industrial Metal
Oil of Ole'
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HIP HOP
A Crane.
A TOR pedo.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
A whinecologist.
Ruth-less.
A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.
Planters.
Cashews.
No sound at all, the D is silent
An issue.
The satchel charge.
Little seizures.
Tuna Fey.
Chirpies. :-)
A Cruci-fixie.
A drizzley bear.
Denim denim denim.
The kind that has multi ply's.
a salad-manager
Ones with an obtuse angle.
An algae bra.
A Dell
None, they go commando.
A polar bear.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
A line of marathon runners
The MOMbo.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
mainly SMALL ARMS.
Propertea
Cirque d'Olay
bettas
Denim denim denim p
Abandonment.
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Oh, the huge-manatee
The porbeagle.
Denim Denim Denim.
Circuit training.
Mascarpone!
Camembert!
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P
A hot air baboon!
Mahalo bro lights.
A URLologist.
A safe robbery.
A bull dog !
Arab spring
Fi-Do!
An amoeboo!
A plutocracy
One with a cemetery plot.
A mumble bee !
FLAC jackets
Windshield vipers.
Heman-giomas
Garden hose.
OC A parka, son.
Plain.
Shellfies
A: Saddle-lite TV
A guard dog !
A: An adder.
A herring aid !
A bahumbug!
A crab apple.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
None, he just has some WATAH!
A: An inj-oink-tion.
An oncologist.
A 2na
Elton John in a coma.
A cantaloupe.
A mouse organ !
A duck. ... with hiccups.
Reptiles !
Pilatte
T-shoes!
Liberty
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
A dead one...
A palm tree.
The bogeyman.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Underlay! Underlay!
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A pinch hitter.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Juan.
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
Because it's grounded.
Because he has MS-DOS
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
They lack vitamin D
Vitamin "D".
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
Dirty looks from the mouse !
iPatch
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
