Fish Jokes

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Firetruck Jokes More Firetruck Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

4 Wheel Jokes More 4 Wheel Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Fish Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

What did one fish ask the other?

How do you tune a fish?

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

What TV game show do fish like best?

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Which fish can perform operations ?

What fish sounds like a telephone?

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

How do the fish get to school ?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

How did the musician catch his fish?

What's the most musical part of a fish?

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

How do fish go into business ?

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

What did the fish skeleton say?

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

What fish is the most valuable?

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

How do fish lose weight?

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

How do you weight a fish?

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Why men like to fishing so much?

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

How do you confuse a fish?

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Why are fish so smart?

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