Tuna Fey.
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So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
In a tank.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
De fishes
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
bettas
A Pooper Grouper!!!!!
Dam!
Castanets!
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A goldfish!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Let's go fishing
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
Sometimes, there's a catch
A Sailfish.
A herring aid !
A 2na
A: Because Robin ate the worms.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
A school shooter
A dead one...
Czar-dines!
IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"
The cast-a-net.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
2 Na :D
A sand bar.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
They don't like to get too close to the net!
A: Fish and ships.
Between the head and the tail !
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
A: He only had two worms!
His grades were below sea level
So they won't step on the fish.
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
In a river basin !
Tuna half minutes.
2Na
Fish !
A scale letrix!
Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.
Because they have their own scales!
A Perch!
An orthopedic sturgeon. :D
Nemotherapy
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"
They just keep getting hooked.
Oh dam
A Fsh
Fish and Ships
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
Because of all the seaweed.
Tuna (2Na).
An Official.
The team's kipper !
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
Cod dam
Salmon en route
Seewead
Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
A: A fish!
She returned home with a red snapper.
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Fish
A master baiter
A TAD POLE.
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
Annette
So that they could make fish and chips.
Out of plaice.
A tunee fish.
A motor pike !
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
A football net !
Damn!
Salman Rushdie.
Tune a fish
Cut its nose off.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
I am saury.
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Have someone throw it at you.
The conga !
A harenet.
PETA
A starfish !
A tuna.
To the sturgeon
Because he was fly fishing.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
Pneumatic krill !
A FSSSSSHHHH
Because it has pp in it.
When it's past your eyes.
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
With a pair of Caesars...
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
Shiver me timbers!
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
I find it a tad one-sided.
A. They were really put out.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
It's Christmas, Eve."
Eschew! Eschew!
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
