When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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They Neverland.
Lettuce Go!"
They planet.
Duck!
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
Donald Ducks I'll show myself out
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Have someone throw it at you.
Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
inventor of Lucky Charms
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Because I threw a microwave at him
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
When it's thrown from a short distance.
Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence
SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!
A baseball is thrown to the air.
A: He threw away their wheelchairs!
Facial Hare
Throw in your laundry!
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
None. He fell.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
When the judge threw the book at him.
Throw in your laundry.
Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
We threw it in the harbor." Merica.
He always throws the punch.
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
Nothing he just threw up his hands.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
A-flat minor (or a broken piano)
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
IDK, i'm just a banana.
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
She threw out all the W's.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
His mandolin.
Fantastic
Thrown in a lake.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
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DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Because she ran away from the ball.
So time would fly.
Throw your laundry in.
I missed you
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
A nigloo
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
People look down on them.
To keep up with the content.
A happy medium.
A palm tree!
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Lets go ride our bikes
