Marry her.
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nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
It's all relative.
Because he was married
They had a wedding reception.
edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they had a crush on each other !sna
They coalesce
A: Bad memory.
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Because she never marries the best man.
Because she was a cute angle.
Get divorced.
Because it cantaloupe.
To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.
Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
A cantelope
Because he's married.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Bed wedding.
They go on their honeymoooooon!
A: They got married in the spring.
We Can't Alope
Because they cantaloupe!
Because it can't elope.
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
Because to them love means nothing.
A: Stupid!
In a double ring ceremony !
Tell her she's pregnant.
You get to grow old together.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
A: He was looking for a Czech mate.
HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her
A: Newlywebs.
Cantaloupe
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
oc Because he cantaloupe.
To marry Jane
A: surname
They cantaloupe.
Marry an old bag.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Melons, because they can'telope.
Because they were "sole"-mates :)
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
Because love means nothing to them.
OC Cantaloupes.
She wanted a big wedding.
Because they were cant elopes
His Thug Wife.
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Because Love means nothing to them.
Feyonce
Go on a bunnymoon
Free shotgun
On a bunny-moon.
You mustard be joking!
A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
Time to try the udder one."
Because he kept on dropping beets.
A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Weddit
A: There isn't a single person in it.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because they want to.
