He blew everything out of proportion!
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You would rise and shine.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
A: They got married in the spring.
dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Benny thing happening !
There's no punch line.
She laid a sidewalk !
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
You bust a nut
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
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It gets a lil' kick. :)
They die hard.
The owner calls Triple Eh.
He rips out his hare!
The police held an inn-quest
She moved.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
It doesn't matter.
An Algo-rhythm.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
It got shelved.
She has it bronzed.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
It made him wed his plants!
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Buddy says "Eumetazoa."
He lost it.
They get put in prism!
He was burnt at the steak.
Ebowla.
It fro's up.
RECALCULATING....*
Pandemonium breaks out.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
They get bee'd up
Mammary loss &nbsp I made this up myself!
They saw what happened to the sheep
He cracks up
Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!
Handy Manny took his job.
You sit in your own pew
Simple, you get stoned twice
He charges you double.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
He got impeached!
The Czech bounced.
It breaks the trunk.
There was no reaction
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
It's Bill Withers.
He pasta away
No one knows it's never happened.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
A Soviet Reunion.
He Ran Solo...
He was 0K.
It knocked him cold.
No one knows. It's never happened.
They smuck
Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did
It caused a revolution.
He got Lemonaids.
Microwave.
Did they release a GTA Go
He saw stars.
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
OP delivers.
They gave him the cold shoulder.
You get into hot water.
He was sent to the udder side
You get salmonella
A: It loses its cool.
You let it sink in.
Bacon would go up!
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
He had a stalemate.
Business kept falling off!
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
He died in agony !
I don't know but they're OK now.
The windows milk shake!
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
He got Pasta-toots.
I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
A: She was beside herself.
He got fired.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
a waynebow.
They have a custardy battle
Pounce...
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
Jar Jar Binks
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
Well let me tell you...
Namaste
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
The 12th floor.
You talk to him!
Fruit can't talk
I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
Urine angel.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
A sense of humor.
