I don't know, I left early.
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One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
One.
Not all men.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Lightbulb.
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
Nun.
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2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
None. We don't address hardware issues.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
To get to the other side!
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
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none, they blew it up already.
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .
Depends on how clumsy you are.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
pi
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Depends on the supply and demand curve
Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....
Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.
Who wants to know?
None. They glow in the dark.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
How many do you want?
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!
More guns.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!
Should it really be a lightbulb?
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Just two.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
Just one more.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
well many how???
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
To get to the otherside!
One
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
They love to watch mistakes being made.
Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
19 . Got a problem with that?
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.
None, we just swap out your whole house
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
To get to the other side.
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
I wuv you watts and watts.
Two. But I don't know how they got in there.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
The bear minimum
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!
Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.
Both got screwed out of office
Five Guys.
They both get toe food
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
They are Clausaphobic
Wanna go swimming?
Its easy to break the little light inside them.
A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
