They fall in love.
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A: Because she was in the non-friction section.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Get off me holmes!
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
He ran out of balance
Chernobyl fall out..
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
She was shouting for help.
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Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A: The cow fell on her.
Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
About 16 seconds
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
They make bbs
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
spits*
Ground round!
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC
He fell into it.
He didn't. He fell off your bike.
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
Because they're two-tired.
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
He was **narco**leptic.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
A match maiden heaven
They're not falling for that again.
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
A couple of steps closer to their final destination.
We'll have to rehearse that."
Because beans always fall through the grill.
There may be leavesdropping
It died.
It was important not to fall off the wagon.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
I'm falling for you
Tutsi Roll.
A flat minor.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
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zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Ouch! I Hermione!"
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Fall...
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
Egypt
He was shot in the face.
He falls off
A Dell rolling in the deep.
The retail store
Because they fall through his hands.
He was sappy
Because he was hit by a truck
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
A: She fell out of the tree.
She had mittens on.
He wanted a Trigger warning.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Ear we go !
A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
He started counting then fell asleep.
A: Because the rice falls through the grill
I'm not lichen this!'
Igloos it back together.
She fell for the Big Apple !
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
The tomato was in a can.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
Because they won't fall for the same trick twice
I pushed her
A: They got married in the spring.
Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Sep-timber
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
He was rushin
Tie food
A boo-tie.
Oy vey!"
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Ben Ching.
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Baby cedar
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
2nd base.
Me: When are you going to stop
