Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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It is when the blind try to read your face
Small medium at large.
Because he's black.
50 Shades of Earl Grey
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
There were no jokes in the Post.
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
Because I always get weird stairs
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
The Moo York Times
Because you already read-it.
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
Because it's re-fined!
That was the most violent book I've ever read.
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
The braille left her lips numb.
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )
Because you already read it.
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Well Red.
Because he was dyslectric.
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Trying to read the road signs!!!
It's not my fault I'm blind.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
So you can read her lips!
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Very limited fonts.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
conics
Fearless Reader
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Do not touch.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Because he hasn't Read October.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
He removed the appendix!
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
He read that it was an invisible solid.
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Holy Braille
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
That's the worst book I ever read.
Because 12 13 14!
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
You have to read ursine.
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
We saw that same joke two days ago
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
His hands were tied.
So people can read her lips.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
One with a cemetery plot.
A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
She reads them pig tales.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Anything you want!
He read it in the Hobbituary.
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
That was the most violent book I've ever read..........
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Speechless
This is the most violent story I've ever read!
The posters
Every 28 days or so.
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
Read the label.
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
People that would use said word can't read.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
50 Drachma.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...
Just Juan
He was charged with battery!
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
When the judge threw the book at him.
A small medium at large.
it was repossessed
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
By opening the car door.
