Cat Farts...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Black People
Monkey farts
Smells like teen spirit.
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
At yeast he's a fungi.
Kermit the Frog's finger
So blind people can hate them too.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Kermit the frogs fingers"
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
A smell that keeps coming back!
A: Really bad.
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: Terrible!
The Boston Celtics
He plays with Pooh.
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
Tyrone Lannister
A tongue
Does this smell like chloroform to you
Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.
Because you're breaking wind.
Deja phew!
Because they're ugly and they smell bad
Because krypton gas is odourless.
To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.
Original ) A Porcupine!
Smells fishy
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
A tongue. Hehe
Kermit the frog's finger
Show and smell!
Cut its nose off.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
They have toots in common.
I can smell your Kant.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Because they're ugly and smell bad...
What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
Because it's full of bad yolks.
x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.
So the can smell like big girls!
The house smells better !
Because they're inbred.
New World Odor
Elon Musk
Because he plays with Pooh.
I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."
He smelt it
A dead centipede.
Kermit the frogs finger.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Kermits finger.
Put a peg on it's nose !
Smells Like Teen Spirits"
You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.
I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !
Smelling salts.
The scenter spot!
Because they have a tutankhamun!
Cut off his nose.
Koala vomit
Me neither. Help.
You stink at telling jokes."
He who smelt it, dealt it.
So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."
Your grandparents.
The smell of their fingers.
D. O. Durant
Because it's a noble gas.
One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.
Incense!
It has a Bernie smell.
There are two black people fighting.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
So blind people can hate them too
Honey.
Do you smell carrot?
Between us, something smells!
Red paint!
You bust a nut
They're always getting com-busted.
It is now a parent.
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
Because he always shoots the black one first.
Because they're STONERS!
Mariiguana
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Green paint. Haha
Snowballs
Snow balls
It was a clear day
To a retail store.
Dam it.
Dam.
