Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A marajuannabe.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
He was looking for Pooh.
Don't look down.
They looked both ways before they crossed.
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
Look, Ma! No hands!
A: So he could look like his mama.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
Bandit like Beckham
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
Finding Forrester
Look at it in a mirror.
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.
A: They have hearts of stone.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Eleanor Brucevelt.
because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Look out for the mice!
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
By looking over your shoulder.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Other lawyers look interested.
What everything looks like.
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT
A. Donut seeds.
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
You look elephantastic !
She looked at their last names...
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes
She was looking for Alderaan men.
Well they'd look silly with long hair !
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
That.
White and gold.
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
The World Trade Center
from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
A: Heredity.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
A police dog in disguise.
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
He was nonplussed.
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains
Look at all that ash...
Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)
Not yet," she replied
Don't look, I'm changing!
You don't want to look down.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
Because of all the seaweed.
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
LMAO"
Because all they do is look down at people.
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
They both look better hanging.
His loving knife.
I'm like, 'Your husband'
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
Nobody will look for them.
It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
Your looking Sharp!
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
A: A red bucket.
Tulips on your organ.
A double decker bus! You looked!
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
Gorge-ous
They look kinda shady to me
Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
lol
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Because she's dead.
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
They don't want to have to retrain them.
One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Mosqui-toes.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
Notice me 7pi!
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
It would've just been "mas".
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
