Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A marajuannabe.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
He was looking for Pooh.
Don't look down.
They looked both ways before they crossed.
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
Look, Ma! No hands!
A: So he could look like his mama.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
Bandit like Beckham
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
Finding Forrester
Look at it in a mirror.
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.
A: They have hearts of stone.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Eleanor Brucevelt.
because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Look out for the mice!
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
By looking over your shoulder.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Other lawyers look interested.
What everything looks like.
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT
A. Donut seeds.
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
You look elephantastic !
She looked at their last names...
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes
She was looking for Alderaan men.
Well they'd look silly with long hair !
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
That.
White and gold.
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
The World Trade Center
from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
A: Heredity.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
A police dog in disguise.
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
He was nonplussed.
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains
Look at all that ash...
Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)
Not yet," she replied
Don't look, I'm changing!
You don't want to look down.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
Because of all the seaweed.
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
LMAO"
Because all they do is look down at people.
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
They both look better hanging.
His loving knife.
I'm like, 'Your husband'
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
Nobody will look for them.
It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
Your looking Sharp!
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
A: A red bucket.
Tulips on your organ.
A double decker bus! You looked!
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
Gorge-ous
They look kinda shady to me
Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
lol
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
A "moderator", apparently.
I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
A full set of teeth.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Legolas
The coming of the Lord.
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
The Holocaust.
Jock the stripper.
Boot Camp
White Vans
gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
Sandusky
