He lost his patients...
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Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
The second one.
The UK National Lottery!
The rifle owner.
His customers lost interest in him.
Because nothing is faster then Liecht!
Because they switched to Comcast.
Because their weapons were made in China
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To a retail store.
Smoked Muenster.
A Roamin Catholic.
The retail store!
Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Someone's losing a trailer.
Lost
They're both really high and have no access to water.
He lost his Marples.
Tony.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
A bad gambler
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Weak back.
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
mourning wood
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
The episode.
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
Miss Carriage
Either way you lose a motorhome.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Their rocket kept Stalin!
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
He had lost a deer friend
They had way to many chinks in their armor.
because she lost the recipe.
500 soles were lost.
You look for the fresh prints.
He lost it back in the 'Nom War
either way, someone is losing a trailer.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.
Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
a Strayola
A retail store.
Brexit
He dumped his girlfriend.
Because he lost interest in everything.
Society.
Leave EU.
The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.
His first mate.
because he chose from the kids menu
Because they lost their 2 best shooters
They join weight witches.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
All he had was a straw-man argument."
Me: *names two of them*
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Big bo peep !
Dresses up as an altar boy
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
He broke up with his girlfriend.
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
Because they lost their solemate
you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
He went to the second-hand shop.
Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
Where did Mofongo "
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
The Game
He didn't give a hoot !
Crossfit
Gamble in British currency.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
By counting Kylereese.
Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it
LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)
Exit the European Union.
Homeless.
The door.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
He lost hijab.
Go Bach and get a Handel on it!
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Your arms have gotten sore.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
They only have one I.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
They always shoot the black
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
It was a poultry amount
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.
The Pirates always lose.
Taco Bell.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
A: Root position cords.
