I am not a crook!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !
because their lipstick
Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.
Jesus in a submarine.
He AJAXulated.
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He didn't want to be called chicken
Because izquierda going right.
Insure ants?
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Couple's Daily Question Mug
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
gize.
Pair-o-Medics
Nothing. Are you racist or something?
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
A cannibal.
Because they can't even
Because they literally can't even.
Because he felt like bacon. :P
He walks into a bra.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
An informant
Because they can't even.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
It was made of pranks.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
Steven Hawking
Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
They're able to stomach a lot.
A paradux
A vegetarian.
Because the cell door was still locked.
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Dago wop wop wop
Hi, Ladies!
A receding hare line!
The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive
Because he has MS-DOS
So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.
we're walking four abreast."
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
Jerry's Kids.
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
Its to far to walk.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Ew.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)
When the door is open !
OC A receeding Herr line.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
I'm walkin' here!
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
A tachyon walks into a bar.
A dead bird
It uses a plant stand.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
A: Half a centipede.
I have to walk home alone"
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
A cow walking backwards!
Her lipstick
Chickpea
Somebody shot his dog
They're listening to duckstep!
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
A meanderthal
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
what's tomato with you !
Half a centipede !
A receding hare line.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
Odor in the court!!!
A condescending con descending.
A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Condescending
My erection.
Bonjour.*
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
The noise gave her a headache.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
B.
Where my knickers at "
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
A turkey.
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
Because he has a woodpecker!
He takes the psychopath.
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
To find Pluto.
A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
