Because umbrellas cant walk.
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You've walked out of wife"
I Expectsum Patronum
Because they lactose. Moo
OH SNaP!
With a little bit of oil.
I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Because they literally can't even.
Santa walking backwards.
Gopher a walk.
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If you're a white man, you're free to walk.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Sir, this is a liquor store."
A stereotype
A condescending con descending.
A dead duck.
Dunn Walking!!!
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
A: Ok you 2 dont start anything
Batman can walk into a store without Robin
A receding hare line.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
You don't want to look down.
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
The Weasley twins
Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Hello ladies. Warm enough for you
This place feels earie.
Fred and George Weasley.
Walking
An acrocat !
Because umbrellas can't walk.
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.
To render the building on the other side.
Because it's their Michonne.
To teach their kids how to walk.
Arrrr-thritis
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
A condescending con descending
Walks home.
Extroverted
He walked into a bar.
The name's Bond, Covalent Bond
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
They can't even.
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
Cause he can only move diagonally
Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud
Because her lips stick
A Roman Catholic.
I have made a grave mistake.
A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
To give the ants a chance.
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
A receding HARE line!
He can't, it's impawsible.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
A human.
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
They promised freaky fast delivery
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
It lost its contacts.
Hello ladies.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Colin Thecond
dead walkers
My erection.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Disappointed.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
One must simply walk into a bar
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He takes the psychopath.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...
A dislocated hipster.
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
They have the same middle name!
Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs
He wanted to find Pluto !
Because it's a toad's tool.
Because it hurt.
He had no leg to stand on.
Nothing... They've never met
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
He was de-stable-ized.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
