Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
For Harambe.
because he wasn't a fungi!
Russel.
Shoplifting
He was Russian.
He's always Snowden.
well, the movie ended so
Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Lindt choclate.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
She left a plunger in the toilet
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
Nah I'ma stay"
Cause he didn't chip in!
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Between me and you, "something smells".
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
A Moles Royce.
Left Out
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
Credit to Bo Burnham.
A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.
She was losing interest.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
Because the steaks were too high!
leaves Earth*
He's Snowden.
He was Snowden.
Audios
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
He said he can't elope.
She became salty.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
I'll be back in a jiffy
You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!
Student: "Alive".
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
He didn't want to get down on it.
Two testicles.
Russell
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
At parking meteors.
Anchor.
Because it's not right.
To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.
Sorry guys, moustache!"
Leave the plunger in the toilet
2:39
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Leave them to slug it out.
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
he lost interest
They both leave me sticky fingers. 7
Leave the EU.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
let's jack it.
Dead by the side of the road..."
Chard remains.
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
Eyebro. I will see myself out.
Because its leaves rustled.
before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out
Biden
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
A borkmark.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
Because women are always right.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
Because black women have no rights.
It didn't have any pickups
Raisin bran
He leaves a dark mark
I bet he has to leave the room.
Because they're unable to see the big picture.
She left him out in the sun too long.
He stung her into action.
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
She puts her top back on and leaves.
They got Snowden.
Alright.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Nine!
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Raisin Bran
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
He needed some time to himself to decompose.
Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss
Leave my presents
At Toys We Is
Pete.
handsfree
She soldered on.
They dont meet the koalafications.
36
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
Long live the Queen.
Church.
Rabbit Soup :D
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
