If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.
Tennish
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
Me: When are you going to stop
Start shouting Jehovah.
By looking over your shoulder.
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
For me, it's about three fifths.
Automobile.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The insti-gator.
Envelope!
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Hugh Heifer
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.
4:00 For:Klock
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
It started its own branch
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
Miscarriage
Nukes... You're fired!
Because you start wearing less and going out more
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
A: Ok you 2 dont start anything
The Twin Towers.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
You better not try to start anything.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
flatulence"
When it gets a handle on life.
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
It was experiencing magnetopause.
Tomb it may concern.
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
DATE: Yes
removed
She's almost as smart as a man.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
Your noggin
He started counting then fell asleep.
Because he was de-composing.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Start off with a large fortune!
Popcorn.
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
Start with a brief introduction.
Ten tickles
Coconut.
No matches founds
It gets jalapeno face.
Say "GAH".
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
Neighbor" thanks bugz
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
He had to start from scratch.
It got shelved.
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
The hippocampus.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Minus one.
Neighbor
He ran out of little boys
Shake Djibouti.
Looking for Jobs.
It was a cup draw !
Some bright spark.
Allahu akbar
A coconut
X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
an outlier downvote brigade can start now
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
Ready steady glow !
Mennonitis!
Start from scratch !
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
Mexicans.
She's afraid of heights.
Spawn camper.
Negative 1.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Throw in your laundry!
Fire truck.
You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
Because they make up everything!
a fungimentalist
With Starbucks!
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
Student : By Staying at home. :p
There is no sound... The P is silent.
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
Drops it like it's hot.
He was stoned
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Because he was a car-case.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
