Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
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Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
A: With a red elephant trap.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
They keep getting caught in the net!
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Hey , they drew first"
Alf all if you don't catch me!
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
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So he could break out.
Unique up on it.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
Because he catches all the snitches!
He was caught rustling.
That he needed to address the situation
He'll probably catch fleas
Unique up on him
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
asking for a friend
JerkBait.
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
You got a friend in me.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
To catch her false teeth.
She became a sleeper agent
They're afraid of catching fire!
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
It took ears off his life!
Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.
Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.
The game ends when they catch the snitch
Getting caught red handed!
He catches a buzz.
Zikachu.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
They squealed on each other.
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
He was way to high, man.
He caught on fire.
He was caught doing lines of math!
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
I'm getting the fudge outta here!"
Chard remains.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Surprise subtext.
Annette
I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.
Deeeeeeeeeeengue
He was a pieromaniac.
A football net !
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Holy smoke!"
He's from Team Rocket
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Because you gotta catch Jamal
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
Air.
Have someone throw it at you.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
With a gummy worm as bait
They were caught sweeping together.
To catch a charmander.
A: Catch up.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Talon*tless. ...Sorry.
A: Catch.
He was caught taking a leek.
Sting operation, of course!
Gotham
Mennonitis!
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
They'd get caught in the chain.
I gotta catch a plane
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Because he never left the pub.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Clickbait
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
He castanet
It was a brief chase...
Freezing.
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
None, but you can get food poisoning.
Because they're so easy to catch!
A warm back
A cold.
Rattata.
Because he fainted.
Gotta lay off the sea-weed.
There was a fork in the road.
With a skynet
I'll be bach.
None
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Optimush Prime... Hahaaa.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
He liked cold cash.
One of them is purple
