Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
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Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Seeder
can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
Under his buckin' hat.
Under his buccan-hat.
He used an eyepatch
Pirates (pronounced like pilates)
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Shiver me lumbars.
It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Because they all live in kansas.
Somewhere around a buck an ear.
It's driving me nuts!"
Yarrrrrsync!
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
Arrrrrland.
Swab the deck!
A Buccaneer.
Doctors without boarders.
He keeps typing /arrr/
His first mate.
To hide his booty.
FD Arghhhh.
He wanted to see that booty bounce.
Because they always steal doubloons
Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf
A buck-an-ear
A buccaneer
A: In pieces of eight.
Long John silvers
Vitamin "D".
AR-Kansas
Booty call
Argh it's driving me nuts!"
A pirate.
Whatever floats his boat.
Sandy Hook.
Pier to Pier Networking
RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh
ARE YE READY KIDS !
Because he's always fighting pirates XD
They can't get enough booty.
With their aye-phones.
A buck an ear!
Long Gone Silver... /drops mic
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
It made it easier to deal with high C's
Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
A buck an ear.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
In ARRgentina.
A buck an ear
Michelle
They all live in Arkansas
Seven C's
Aye-drops
abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ginger Beard
Doublet or nothing.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
His left hook.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
An **Arrr**my
Ahoy M-80
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
What's Kraken
An iPadth.
about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
He kept on and on about his mateys.
Arrrr-thritis
A buccaneer.
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
M'Hearty"
Sea-men. My brother told me that
Chuck Norris.
A buccaneer!
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
About a buccaneer!
Scurvy
Aye sis
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
They love booty.
Take the P out of him.
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"
Scissor me timbers!
X marks the pot, matey."
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
a buck an ear
Scarves
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out
Crumbs!
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.
Pirate bae
Namaste
Alpaca lunch!
Because he crossed the line
Oh secant, you say "
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
A midwife crisis.
Someone who is outstanding in his field.
