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A trip without the kids.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
DOUCHE
They won't ever hit anything.
It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
Because she's taken enough hits.
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
Its arse.
Fore.
Juan more time!
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He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
He wanted 2 hit singles
Dead.
Because the always hit the RIM!
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
I'd hit it
They torque it..
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
Because it's humerus.
A flat white.
moo-tilated.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
He got hit by a bus!
My car can hit 50.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
I hit that.
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
He wanted her to hit the hay!
It's never ending.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
tppppthh...."spit sound"
Because it worked with slavery
Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.
A snooker table
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
Hit him in the face with an axe
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
A: Who cares!
Dayuum. I'd hit that."
Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.
Britney asked to be hit one more time..
There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.
Because it was the punch line.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
It got all sappy
Ow! That megahertz!
That hit the spots !
A bat!
Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
Santa Claus hit in the balls!
A: He was striking a happy medium.
Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
Sewed him
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
He never saw it coming.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
She was hit by a bus
He mooved
A bananosecond
One hits the spot...
One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...
The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!
Because of the conductor.
A pillow fight
He got hit by a truck...
It's rear end!
Hit it in the face with an axe.
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
I'll get you next slime!
The harder you hit them the more english you get.
Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*
HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT
He could never hit his kids.
Micromanagement!
No."
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
A: That hit the spot.
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
A margarita hits the spot every time!
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Then it hits me.
Because he Haas been hit!
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Hit him with a fly swatter.
The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
Because he was hit by a truck
I guess you aren't up to par"
She was feeling Sleepy.
Edward Snowed-in!
the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"
Would you like fries with that "
Because they're greasy
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
20 Watts
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Snowd-en
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
They're practically non existent.
He went to the second-hand shop.
Because they've lost their locks.
