Because the P is silent.
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Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Citrus down.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Because, corn has ears!
Shake it off
The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself
Namaste
He's still there.
They have a semillon!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
It's Narnia business.
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
It's the one who has knee pads on.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Let's get dirty.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Their last names.
A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
The domesticated doesnt have balls
It's all about the execution
The meth head still has teeth.
Pier pressure
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
The execution.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
One of his fingers is clean
Oh, gosh!
They have a sixth sense of humor
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
PUN-GENT
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
ISIS
Don't fret
In meowers
They tell you.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
You drop it on her twice.
seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Cosmic jokes.
Because it will go right over his head
Enjoy the silence.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Namaste.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Ho, tell me where my money is!
It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"
Retards don't wear Black.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
Diego wop wop wop .
Urine.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
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Don't worry! They will tell you!
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Cause they would quack up.
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
He's outstanding in his field
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Because 7, 10, 11!
If it's bill withers!
Crimea River
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Give them a test-tickle
The ones with food.
Because they always take things literally
Nothing. She's already been told.
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Both are yelling at the same kid.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
He wears mittens.
Do tell.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
She isn't standing in the kitchen
Just wait, they'll tell you.
It must have fallen through a crack.
Dumb ones!
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
You got the Wong guy.
He heard it was a growing field.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
The rest are hunting peckers.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
A virgin
They are used to being chaste.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
A Chiroptopracter.
Even the pool tables have no balls
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
makes choking sounds*
Cause she ran away from the ball
Because they lactose. Moo
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
