I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
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Because Greece lightening
Cant-elope :D
Because 'Illinois you!
Au nevoir.
He wanted someone who understood and case.
An anarchid.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.
They don't want to be spotted.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
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He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Check, mate!
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
Please sir, I don't want any treble.
It e-loaf-es! :)
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
I'm not Willie Nelson."
He wanted cold cuts.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Don't poop where you scoop.
Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
He wanted to taco bout his problems
Human Resources.
Because they don't want the world to know!
have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
I want Samoa!'
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
The family size.
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
Shoot for the Tsars.
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
Baana
Yes, I'm completely sure.
He wanted to make some doe!
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Nothing!
He brews!
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
Because he wanted a tight seal.
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
NOICE!!!!
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
A cognac
All I want for christmas is yeux"
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Anything you want. He is 'armless
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Harrelson's woodie.
He didn't want to be called chicken
Who wants to know?
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
DATERADE
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
Because he was stuffed!
A Cache-Advance
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho
Because they want us all under super-vision!
Krillex.
Whatever you want
Miracle whip.
It was two tired...
Because they like to pump kin.
A. Betty White.
He wanted to be a ninja-neer.
Because they take a fence to that.
He wanted to find a tight seal.
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
That's all.
I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
He wanted to finally get respecced.
Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.
Sue.
I don't have time for your ship."
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
amuse me first...hahaha
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
2 Mennonite.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Prolly wanted a cracker!
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Rip in peace
A: Inflate it.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
Trying to get out of his grave.
Because he was dead
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
YemenHeads
An Iran-asaurus!
Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
A Daeshboard
Have a good one, son."
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.
Tom ate those.
Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
