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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they were only a quideach
Hebrews.
Buy 2 get 1 free
Your chron-tact.
I have no Idea.
Chernobyl fallout.
The cat shat on the mat.
because they were a rip off
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Buy a deck of cards.
Because it had too many threads.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Because they're a diamond dozen
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
I don't see the point
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
Cheapskates getting cheap skates
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
He wanted their soles.
It makes the Dego buy faster.
A: From a cat-alogue!
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
She said "Buying luggage."
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
To sleep under it
A penny-farthing.
Papal
Brazil
He brews it.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because I couldn't find a fake car."
Sir Charge
It's such a ripoff.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
He buys a new house.
Shorts!
Ebay.
Chernobyl fallout
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
De Beers
Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.
Because he got a hole in one!
7 tees, 30 eggs
He was buying drinks.
You pay a buccaneer.
Wet.
One to get in and one to get out.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
Homardware.
slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
He wanted to buy stock options.
I'd like to buy an owl
Because he didn't want toupee.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
A Dell
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
DANKE!"
When they're in Denali.
Because there are eyes everywhere!
Reebark
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
Just for the halibut.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
A washing machine
Bar tender
A short one!
Felons can't buy guns
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
They might be laced with something..
When it goes cheep!
Buck teeth!
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Time to buy a new chair.
Wild Twerky!
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
So it would run faster!!
So he could "get a long little doggy".
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
He went to Jared.
Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"
You can buy a silencer for a gun
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Compra maize.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
By looking out the kitchen window.
Price is right!
They only work 10% of the time.
Good buy.
Batman can go to a store without robin.
Jerry's kids.
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years
1%
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
They only use holy condoms.
They don't need to, they glow in the dark...
She needed more concentration.
Gluten tag!
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
