You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
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Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
Watch elevision !
To stamp out flaming ducks.
A jet propelled elephant !
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
Her arms are amputated.
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !
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The same way that he got in !
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.
Plenty o' room.
Because they always blow their trunks off!
Stand it on four bricks !
Stuck.
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Big bo peep !
To trip ants.
A dead poodle, split in half.
So that he can sneak up on mice !
HellIfIknow
Try picking them up !
Russell !
A pack o'derms
Annette !
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
The tusk fairy !
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Dumbo !
By 'elephone !
An elephant with hiccups !
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh
Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Take all the matches out first !
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
el' if I know."
Helefino.
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
The elephant's!
A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
Pack your trunk and clear out !"
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !
A jumbo jet !
So they won't step on the fish.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
A: Really bad.
It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Look out for the mice!
A: Five after one.
This is the end of me !
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Hell if I know
You look elephantastic !
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
A: A pachydermatologist.
Raining elephants !
They're both grey except for the plum.
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
the nine-elephant
Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.
Elephanta Claus !
uh.. I don't remember..
They are always packing their trunk !
Because they have a lot of grey matter !
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Big holes all over Australia !
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
Because of all the cheetahs !
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Very big worm holes in your garden !
Because they can't get the wrapper off.
Plenty of room !
A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
When your nose touches the ceiling !
He has a big E on his pajamas.
Because they can't remember long stories !
Cold ones !
An elephant with spare parts !el
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
I love you a ton!"
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
Rhino horn "
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
A: Elephants never forget.
You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
Out of the way !
When it's a baby elephant !
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
There's no 'f' in way
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Because Dey-go-bah.
Poul-trees
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
